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What Happpened when a Leopard entered IIT BOMBAY ??

 "A leopard has been sighted this morning in a workshop of Metallurgy department of the IIT. The forest officers have arrived and they are examining if the leopard is still present in the campus.

a Leopard entered IIT BOMBAY

"As soon as one of our staff members alerted us about the presence of a leopard, we called the forest department officials," Rashmi Udaykumar, Public Relations Officer of IIT, told.
Meanwhile, forest department officials said that a team has been dispatched to the campus and rescue work is going on.

"We have sent a team to the campus led by the Range forest officer. They are trying to search the area to check if the leopard is trapped somewhere in the campus. More details can be provided only after our team manages to find the animal," a forest officer said.

 The twitterati have a funny bone. This was evident from the many jokes that flooded the social networking site soon after news broke that a leopard had broken into the campus of IIT Mumbai and had hidden in a laboratory even as forest department officials tried to catch it.
Here are some of the jokes:
Mahatma Aladdin @Alllahdin  1h
*Leopard enters IIT
*Leopard lives there fr long
*Leopard makes babies there
*Govt says "Hamare aane wale engineers Sher hain Sher"

The-Lying-Lama @KyaUkhaadLega 
Leopard enters IIT campus->Graduates->Takes UPSC exam and becomes Income Tax Commissioner->Starts a Political Party->Goes back to jungle

Gaurav @bwoyblunder 
Vaidik has left to meet the Leopard that has strayed into IIT Powai campus and try to cause a Hriday Parivartan in him.

Ankur Singh ?@BihariTweeter 
Q. Why did the Leopard went to IIT?
Ans- Kyunki sab use kehte the "Leo Padh"

Satbir Singh @thesatbir 
A leopard enters IIT Mumbai, Powai campus. Next, it'll go to an IIM. And then, an FMCG company.

Gaurav @bwoyblunder 
"DAMN YOU LEOPARD. IF YOU HAD COME 15YRS AGO I WOULD HAD ANOTHER PLOT POINT FOR MY BOOK" - Chetan Bhagat

Ra_Bies @Ra_Bies 
Authorities: Why did you enter the IIT complex?
Leopard: I want to study at IIT & be like Arvind Kejriwal
A: But you're a leopard, not a rat

Dorkstar @Dorkstar 
Now leopard in IIT? These reservations are getting ridiculous now.

Rofl Indian @Roflindian 
BREAKING: IIT Mumbai announces a full time B Tech program in wildlife photography. #Leopard

Khamba @gkhamba 
I think the headline should be IIT spotted at Leopard's home

PGK @peegeekay 
Has the Leopard put a post on Quora yet asking for thoughts on a good salary after campus?

Dilliwallah ?@ProudDilliwala  16m
Won't be surprised if the Leopard joins AAP next.

Dorktor Who ?@sidin  16m
Q: How did the Leopard get into IIT?
A: Through Spots Quota

T2 ka Raja @scarysouthpaw 
Please check. That leopard's name might be there in the toppers list of IITJEE this year.

Obstetrix @ScissorTongue 
Breaking:
Leopard that broke into IIT turns out to be pimple ridden nerd.

Supragya @RedIronPriest 
"A leopard got into IIT, but you couldn't." - Indian parents.

Swadeshi@shaibal @shaibalrockstar 
Leopard: I want to study in IIT. Admission Head: But then you will have to pass CAT for MBA . Leopard: Don't worry, i am already a big CAT.

Rashi Kakkar @rashi_kakkar 
These #IIT are such over achievers. Heard a Leopard got in. In my college only cats & dogs ever got it. DAMN THESE OVER ACHIEVERS .

SK @sunainak
Basically the leopard proved all punjabi moms right. Only sher da puttars get through to IIT.
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